The Penny Black

Passed through airport security to get in (I assure you we are way too old to be carded), seriously ID scanners are low, SO MANY BROS, honestly we knew this place had changed but didn’t realise how much, enjoying the Sunday arvo dancefloor, at least 20,000 accumulated gym hours, lots of good looking people, only do schooners wtf this isn’t Bondi, we used to come here every Thursday to hang out with David who introduced us to Michelle (a dear BFF), we never line up unless we’re doing a project, wall is covered in party photos, good line up of Two Birds and 2 Brothers on tap, part of the Bimbos and Lucky Coq group so there’s cheap pizzas to be had, have we entered an all day dance party are we being too harsh, Howler and The Railway are doing sinilar things, the beer and wine figures are estimated we believe they’re likely higher, can we go to The Retreat now, whatever you do don’t tell Tom he’ll be devo.