Spotted Mallard
314-318 Sydney Road
What is grass jus, was not expecting some loud Kelly Clarkson over the speakers, the A-Team which consists of Michelle and David are witnessing today, this is our fourth attempt to come here first two times wasn’t open when it said it would be and 3rd attempt involved a $35 cover so nope, stained glass sky light, the best smelling men’s toilet ever, ladies has foamy soap and working hand dryers, music is still odd what happened to Alabama Shakes, wine was poured above the duck’s feet, let you taste the beer, local’s night is tonight discounted drinks apparently, GOOD CHIPS, food was good, music still hasn’t improved wtf, doesn’t this places have an absurdly long name, are they trying to drive us out, came here on opening weekend that hot guy with the quiff from the retreat who now works at the gaso was working here, 8:40pm and they just turned the house lights up, seriously they just shut the balcony doors this is getting real, now they’ve just brought us two free pints of 6-8% beer wooo clearing the lines.